THEY SAY HAVING SEX KEEPS
YOU YOUNGER. I’M
ABOUT TO BE 40 NOVEMBER 8TH. BITCHES BE LIKE, “YOU’RE
39?!” 18 YEAR OLD
BITCHES BE LIKE,
WHAT? I’M LIKE,
YEAH! I’M 39. YOU
SEE THE NEW “
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN”? IT’S ABOUT
THE FOUNTAIN OF
YOUTH. I THINK
PUSSY’S THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!
One thing that’s monumental about
that is that you’re making them expand
Exactly. That’s why when I did
“Worldwide Choppers”, a lotta emcees
won’t send people their vocals cause
they wanna do the best on their shit. I
do my thing no matter what. What I do
is put my vocals on and send it to them.
I want muthafuckas to hear my shit to
push them to do the best they can do.
When I sent my shit to Busta, Busta’s
like, “Nigga you sound like five niggaz
on there. I gotta do something crazy!”
And he murdered it! It’s supposed to be
like that. The one I did for Eminem, “So
Lonely” with Eminem on it, he didn’t have
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time to do it, but I put my vocals on
there. Muthafuckas is like, “You
about to send Eminem your vocals?
He gonna outdo you.” I’m like, I do
me! How’s somebody gonna outdo
me? He’s gonna do him, I’m gonna
do me. That’s how I feel about it. I’m
gonna put my shit on the record first
with the hook and send it to all the
artists. Like, here you go, boom. I’m
on there bustin. Hopsin said, yeah!
And B.O.B. said, Yeah I like what you
did! You killed it. And he gonna kill it.
That’s why on my album everybody
you hear—even T-Pain on “Fuck
Food”, that nigga’s goin!! Cause
we on there bustin. That’s what you
supposed to do, motivate each other.
That’s what it’s all about to me. I ain’t
trippin on nobody rappin better than
me. I do my own thing, so why would
I be afraid of that? I do my shit, you
do your shit, we make something
beautiful. That’s what the fans gotta
understand. It ain’t about: ah he’s
goin mainstream, everybody’s gonna
be on Tech N9ne and it ain’t gonna
be our little secret no more. Nigga,
my fuckin quest from the beginning
has been to get the whole world on
it. And that’s what we doin, piece by
piece. Whatever we gotta do. I ain’t
even been to Hawaii yet. They say
they’re buyin the fuck outta my shit
over there but the fuckin promoters
won’t have me in there cause they
say I’m a riot nigga. They say I’m a
fuckin Samoan or something. Maybe
they’re all Bloods and they know
we come from a Blood background,
I don’t know. Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E.,
my niggaz, they say they’re gonna
get me over there. Hoping I’ll be in
Hawaii soon takin that muthafucka
over. Hoping I’ll be in China soon.
Hoping I’ll be in Africa soon. Hoping
I’ll be in Iraq or something, wherever
the soldiers are, cause they’re all
coming to me saying that my music
got them through. I’ll come over there
and give y’all a show. I ain’t scared.
I was disappointed that you had that
skit called “Military” and you had
that real tribal beat—that beat was
like an African Burundi beat. I was
like, why did he stop it? I wanted to
hear it go that way, like real tribal.
I just wanted to let them know
that we got guns. (laughing) No,
I wanted to let them know that
there’s togetherness happening up
under the Rap world. There’s people
getting together and learning shit
from Tech N9ne.
I wanted to know who you gonna
have on the next album?
Nothing but Strange Music artists.
It’s called “Strangeland”. It’s gonna
be fucked up because a lotta my
niggaz missed this one. So I ain’t
fucking with nobody but Strange
artists. All my artists. The only
muthafuckas we fuckin with outside
of that is people we trying to sign like
Irv da Phenom and Cesspool. We
just signed Young Bleed, he gonna
be on there. Lynch Hung gonna be on
there. Jay Rock gonna be on there.
It’s gonna be beautiful. Big Scoob.
We got a Gangsta as line up, it’s
dope. After that though I’m gonna
finally do my Rock and Roll shit,
that Kabosh. That’s when I’m gonna
get with Jay or Rick Ross on some
political shit, like “fuck the world”
type shit. Immortal Technique, that
kinda shit. Kabosh stands for Killin
America’s Beliefs On Society’s
Hoods. America ain’t gonna believe
how hard niggaz can rock out. I
don’t want it to be just niggaz yellin
over Rock guitar. I want it to be real
When is that coming out?
I don’t know. All I know is when I
get off this tour I’m gonna do the
“Strangeland” collabo shit with
Strange artists. That’s gonna take
about a month. Then right after that
I’m gonna start on Kabosh. The fans
been waitin on this.
After this you’re heading up to
Yeah. I keep getting these calls
from these bitches like, “Be careful
in Petaluma. Crip niggaz is talking
about this or that.” I’m like, come
talk to me! There ain’t nobody
trippin off nothing, man! I’m 39
years old and bitches are talking
about be careful in Petaluma.
Please! No bullshit. If I ain’t fucked
your bitch. If I ain’t taken no money
from you, nigga. If I ain’t killed none
of your homeboys, leave me the
fuck alone, nigga! Crip and Blood
niggas supposed to be together. I
got fuckin Brotha Lynch Hung. I got
fuckin Jay Rock in the same label,
nigga. Don’t come with no bullshit.
Petaluma’s gonna be dope. That’s
all I gotta say.